The Hannah and Melissa Show

If my life was a show I have decided it would be called "The Hannah and Melissa Show" like the Mary Tyler Moore show but ten times better (or nothing like the Mary Tyler Moore Show because I have never watched that show... oh well) Anyway... in today's episode of the Hannah and Melissa show Melissa decides to say everything that she thinks inside her head... without getting fired... or something like that.... it's an alternate universe... like a therapeutic Twilight Zone.

Anyway... in this alternate universe like your current universe... I would be hilarious... as well as completely inappropriate... yep... sooooooo that won't happen... except on tv where i can get good ratings for being a bad child... for now I'll be good...

No more Facebook... it's been kind of weird... trying to build a actual social life... but i have no time for my actual social life... oh well... December is coming and I will have graduated from college... oh yea baby...