Monday, September 19, 2011

Type-A Psychotic Moments

I Melissa Kay am type A... not blood type... I have no idea what my actual blood type is... I prob. should know by now since i am 22, and if i was in some kind of a horrific car accident doing alot of blood tests to see who matches me might be a bad idea... unfortunately I am not the useful kind of type- A obviously... organized in a way that would actually help me...
Instead I am here sitting alone in my room heavily researching thanksgiving turkeys, and freaking out about how much my wedding will cost (I'm not engaged)...
I seriously wonder if I could somehow throw a $1,000 wedding, or if we could support ourselves on our tiny budget when we are married... exp. if i have so much to pay in student loans... So i rant into this tiny computer screen... hoping some imaginary reader will read this, and think of some amazing plot to make a $1,000 wedding possible, and a free stage show...
Unfortunately dear imaginary readers... i know i should be praying because every time i do pray for something God actually provides for me, and amazingly...
So I guess I'm asking all of you to pray for me... that I swim, and i don't sink... and that God will provide the means for marriage, and life in general...
that is all...
Melissa

Monday, September 5, 2011

The Hannah and Melissa Show

If my life was a show I have decided it would be called "The Hannah and Melissa Show" like the Mary Tyler Moore show but ten times better (or nothing like the Mary Tyler Moore Show because I have never watched that show... oh well) Anyway... in today's episode of the Hannah and Melissa show Melissa decides to say everything that she thinks inside her head... without getting fired... or something like that.... it's an alternate universe... like a therapeutic Twilight Zone.
Anyway... in this alternate universe like your current universe... I would be hilarious... as well as completely inappropriate... yep... sooooooo that won't happen... except on tv where i can get good ratings for being a bad child... for now I'll be good...
No more Facebook... it's been kind of weird... trying to build a actual social life... but i have no time for my actual social life... oh well... December is coming and I will have graduated from college... oh yea baby...